Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Wicked Wednesday - wicked PNR quotes


I've noticed lately that my Wicked Wednesdays have lacked some wickedness. Since I'm busy with revisions at the moment, I thought I could have some fun by sharing with you some hilariously wicked quotes from my favorite paranormal romance authors. Enjoy!

“Why don't I just give you a pair of my panties to hang around your neck? Then whenever you feel jealous, you can wave them at whoever's pissing you off.”- Jeaniene Frost

"“Don't get pissy with me, leech." With a glare, Carrow pressed her print to his torque. "Even tapped out, I can still do a love spell to make you fall in love--with the sun.” " - Kresley Cole

"Stupid werewolf ninja sperm." - Molly Harper

"He looked like a sexy ninja. Or a tiger ready to pounce on his prey. She just looked like she was sitting sideways on an invisible toilet. Curse the male species for making danger look so good!" - Leia Shaw

"Which meant I got left with Quinn yet again. Given the time he was taking to make his decision, I wasn't exactly happy about that. I mean, putting me with him was like flashing chocolate my way then telling me I couldn't have it. It was just plain mean." - Keri Arthur

"It was like being leaned on by a very heavy, warm brick. A sexy brick." - Patricia Briggs

"One thing I've learned about vampires--they keep pulling new rabbits out of their cloaks. Big, fanged, carnivorous bunnies that'll eat your eyeballs if you're not paying attention." - Laurell K. Hamilton

"I don't suffer from my insanity -- I enjoy every minute of it." - Sherrilyn Kenyon

"Barrons was powerful, broodingly good-looking, insanely wealthy, frighteningly intelligent, and had exquisite taste, not to mention a hard body that emitted some kind of constant low-level charge. Bottom line: He was the stuff of heroes.
And psychotic killers." - Karen Marie Moning

What are your favorite PNR quotes?

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15 comments:

  1. Hah! Those are epic. I don't actually keep track of quotes. I probably should, but I have this propensity to unload my kindle after reading books--so as to not be overwhelmed, and paper books I've finished, who knows where those end up. We'll call it cyclone, kid style and never speak of it again. =)

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  2. I should start doing this. My oldest son is always reading me quotes from his favorite books.

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  3. LOL! Those are some great quotes! :D

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  4. Awesome! Love the quotes! Thanks for the laugh! :)

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  5. Can't quit giggling over the werewolf ninja sperm!!

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  6. Love the quotes.

    I don't have any PNR quotes myself. Most of the stuff that sticks in my brain is from Christopher Moore and not appropriate for all audiences. ;)

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  7. my favorite is "I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it!" the sperm one cracked me up too.

    there's some hot stuff there - nice job picking out wicked quotes!

    happy hump day!

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  8. Thanks for sharing those great lines. They're very inspiring.

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  9. I'm happy everyone enjoyed them. I like that one too, Tara! Have a good night, folks! I'm super tired today from taking my son to the Indianapolis Children's Museum. Zzzzz.....

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  10. Very cool quotes... loved them all:)

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  11. I haven't read these before. Love them.

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  12. You have already used several of mine with my favorite authors like patricia and Kresley. Thanks for sharing.

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  13. Love these! A few made me laugh out loud. Thanks for sharing and for the laughs!

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  14. Sherrilyn Kenyon's spoke to me! I Loved them all. Yay for Wicked Wednesdays! :)

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