I've noticed lately that my Wicked Wednesdays have lacked some wickedness. Since I'm busy with revisions at the moment, I thought I could have some fun by sharing with you some hilariously wicked quotes from my favorite paranormal romance authors. Enjoy!
“Why don't I just give you a pair of my panties to hang around your neck? Then whenever you feel jealous, you can wave them at whoever's pissing you off.”- Jeaniene Frost
"“Don't get pissy with me, leech." With a glare, Carrow pressed her print to his torque. "Even tapped out, I can still do a love spell to make you fall in love--with the sun.” " - Kresley Cole
"Stupid werewolf ninja sperm." - Molly Harper
"He looked like a sexy ninja. Or a tiger ready to pounce on his prey. She just looked like she was sitting sideways on an invisible toilet. Curse the male species for making danger look so good!" - Leia Shaw
"Which meant I got left with Quinn yet again. Given the time he was taking to make his decision, I wasn't exactly happy about that. I mean, putting me with him was like flashing chocolate my way then telling me I couldn't have it. It was just plain mean." - Keri Arthur
"It was like being leaned on by a very heavy, warm brick. A sexy brick." - Patricia Briggs
"One thing I've learned about vampires--they keep pulling new rabbits out of their cloaks. Big, fanged, carnivorous bunnies that'll eat your eyeballs if you're not paying attention." - Laurell K. Hamilton
"I don't suffer from my insanity -- I enjoy every minute of it." - Sherrilyn Kenyon
"Barrons was powerful, broodingly good-looking, insanely wealthy, frighteningly intelligent, and had exquisite taste, not to mention a hard body that emitted some kind of constant low-level charge. Bottom line: He was the stuff of heroes.
And psychotic killers." - Karen Marie Moning
What are your favorite PNR quotes?
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Hah! Those are epic. I don't actually keep track of quotes. I probably should, but I have this propensity to unload my kindle after reading books--so as to not be overwhelmed, and paper books I've finished, who knows where those end up. We'll call it cyclone, kid style and never speak of it again. =)
ReplyDeleteI should start doing this. My oldest son is always reading me quotes from his favorite books.
ReplyDeleteLOL! Those are some great quotes! :D
ReplyDeleteAwesome! Love the quotes! Thanks for the laugh! :)
ReplyDeleteCan't quit giggling over the werewolf ninja sperm!!
ReplyDeleteLove the quotes.
ReplyDeleteI don't have any PNR quotes myself. Most of the stuff that sticks in my brain is from Christopher Moore and not appropriate for all audiences. ;)
my favorite is "I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it!" the sperm one cracked me up too.
ReplyDeletethere's some hot stuff there - nice job picking out wicked quotes!
happy hump day!
Thanks for sharing those great lines. They're very inspiring.
ReplyDeleteI'm happy everyone enjoyed them. I like that one too, Tara! Have a good night, folks! I'm super tired today from taking my son to the Indianapolis Children's Museum. Zzzzz.....
ReplyDeleteVery cool quotes... loved them all:)
ReplyDeleteI haven't read these before. Love them.
ReplyDeleteYou have already used several of mine with my favorite authors like patricia and Kresley. Thanks for sharing.
ReplyDeleteLove these! A few made me laugh out loud. Thanks for sharing and for the laughs!
ReplyDeleteSherrilyn Kenyon's spoke to me! I Loved them all. Yay for Wicked Wednesdays! :)
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